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FRIDAY NONSENSE: KILL THE HUMDRUMBLEBRAG
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR COMPELLINGLY SUPERIOR EXISTENCE, HUMDRUMBLEBRAGGERS OF THE WORLDThe humblebrag has an evil variation we need to address: the despicable humdrumblebrag. This was on Reddit. it is...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: DEMONS HAVE NO PLACE IN BAMA FOOTBALL
DEMONS ARE REALIs it just me or are some of the Grammy performances so far seem to be really demonic?? Looks like there is a lot of evil in the world..— AJ McCarron (@10AJMcCarron) January 27, 2014AJ's...
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THE WILL MUSCHAMP WEATHER REPORT
FORECAST CALLS FOR GEORGIA SOUTHERN AND HELLFIREI don't care about the weather. Someone said it'd make me more personable. I think I'm personable. Don't know why me explaining what you already know is...
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FIELD GUIDE TO ARCHER: A DEBT OF HONOR
HEY YOU IDIOTS SPOILERS SINCE THIS IS A FIELD GUIDE AND THUS A RECAP Series: "Archer Vice," aka the one where Adam Reed has surrendered all fucks he might have once had and embarked on a serialized...
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HERE'S HOW HOTHLANTA HAPPENED (AGAIN)
AN EDSBS SPECIAL POLICY BRIEFThis is how two and a half inches of snow paralyzed Atlanta, roughly speaking.1. This is a poorly run city that barely sees snow. The last time ATL was hit with a winter...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: HOUSTON NUTT STARS IN FROZEN
GIGGITY BOTARKUS FROZEN HAWG! RT @CryoUSA: Coach Houston Nutt checking out WBC at our pre-launch at Michael Johnson Performance! pic.twitter.com/hMpU13036N— Doc Harper (@doc_harper) January 30, 2014All...
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The 23 people you meet at every Super Bowl Party!
The biggest problem in America this weekend will be people not knowing the exact type of people coming to their Super Bowl party. The second biggest problem is not having enough listicles telling them...
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PRESIDENTIAL MEAT RATINGS
HAIL TO THE BEEFWith Celebrity Hot Tub, of course. The discussion on Twitter yesterday demanded a full review of Presidents as edible meats. We have a few ground rules. First: we use the USDA's beef...
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Pete Carroll, or why optimism is the new punting from the opponent's 40
Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll is just like every other NFL head coach, except for one thing. Spencer Hall takes a look at what sets Carroll apart from his NFL peers....
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WHO WILL BE THE NEXT COLLEGE COACH/NFL SUCCESS STORY?
WE HAVE AN ANSWERRight. So here we are, a day shy of Pete Carroll becoming just the third coach to win both a college football national title and a Super Bowl. Now what you're thinking, if you're an...
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BRING US THIS SWEATSHIRT
BUT FIRST PLEASE GET ALL THE DRAKENESS OUT OF ITDrake Parties At 1 Oak In NYC Wearing A Shirt With @JManziel2's Face On It http://t.co/MscUfMbfwZpic.twitter.com/h5N4jiPH5e— Word On Road (@WordOnRd)...
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A FIELD GUIDE TO ARCHER: HOUSE CALL
NOT EVEN DIGNIFYING IT WITH A SPOILER WARNING BECAUSE THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY AND YOU NEED TO GROW THE HELL UPSeries: the fifth season, the one wobbling along on little shaky Colt legs until the...
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ALBERT LIBERATES A FAX MACHINE
CONGRATULATIONS, NEW HEAD COACH ALBERTAlbert's got a fax machine. Okay, Albert probably found a fax machine. Albert probably stole that fax machine from "an estate sale," which is Alachua County...
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Thank you for bringing Les Miles some coffee
Everyone needs some extra caffeine on Signing Day, including Les Miles. He'll take two.National Signing Day is strange, but some things remain the same. If you want to interview The Boss, you need to...
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THE LION KING CHOOSES TO BECOME AN EAGLE
BOW, CITIZENS OF THE SAVANNAThis is the only piece of recruiting news you will need or care about today. He has found a home. It is a lion; oh yes, it is a lion.The last NLI has been approved and the...
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WE DID A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ON SIGNING DAY
BUILT SOME DEPTH. GOT OUR KIND OF PLAYERS. GONNA WIN THE RIGHT WAY. First of all I just wanna say how happy we are the University of [YOUR SCHOOL HERE] about our incoming class. It's a special...
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SEC MEDIA DAYS NOW FOUR BLOOD-SOAKED, TERRIFYING DAYS
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR CHIP-STUFFED SOULSI am doing pushups on my knuckles. I am doing pushups on my knuckles on a cold concrete floor. I am ready.I will not be one of the fallen. I will not be the...
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MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: THE ZOOKER RIDES AGAIN
YOU BOUGHT A ZOOKRon Zook--no longer [NAME REDACTED] on this site--has a job. A football job, the kind where you do football things and get paid money to do them, and not a job at a bank. He'll be...
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OFFSEASON FOOLISHNESS: BUYING A DAMN CAR
FAILURE IS THE ONLY OPTIONThe first car I ever drove was a 1987 Mercury Sable. It was the first American car made entirely of Shitty Plastic, an official plastic the Ford Motor Company and its...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: WHAT
ATHENS IS THE WEIRDEST@SethEmerson Mark Richt being arrested by Storm Troopers pic.twitter.com/MEGidRoF0n— Ben Kerr (@Ben_Kerr3) February 10, 2014MARK RICHT LOST CONTROL OF THE DAMN EMPIRE. (Good...
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