The American economy has not collapsed completely yet. But if it does, we may have to all make our living rapping.
Some of us will be more prepared for this from birth by having a given name that already doubles as an MC handle. Some of those people will be football coaches, and some of them are already set for a stage name and ready to battle rap.
(Finally, one list where Texas football is still number one.)
1. Mack Brown
2. Jerry Kill
3. Al Golden
4. Charlie Strong
5. Sonny Dykes
6. Bronco Mendenhall
7. Rich Rodriguez
8. Larry Coker
9. Hugh Freeze
10. Frank Beamer
11. Doc Holliday
12. Dabo Swinney
13. Paul Rhoads
14. Paul Petrino
15. Butch Jones
16. June Jones
17. Kliff Kingsbury
18. Urban Meyer
19. Willie Taggart
20. Jimbo Fisher
21. P.J. Fleck
22. David Bailiff
23. Troy Calhoun
24. Norm Chow
25. Rocky Long
26. Bobby Hauck
27. Ron English
28. Pete Lembo
29. Tommy Tuberville
30. David Cutcliffe
31. Ruffin McNeil
32. Bo Pelini
33. Nick Saban
34. Darrell Hazell
35. Rick Stockstill
36. Will Muschamp
37. Mike Leach
38. Bill Blankenship
39. Jim L. Mora
40. Bret Bielema
41. Les Miles
42. Mike Riley
43. Mike MacIntyre
44. Justin Fuente
45. Don Treadwell
46. Bob Davie
47. Frank Solich
48. Mike London
49. Bobby Petrino
50. Paul Chryst
Week 3 roundup
Who's left that can beat Bama?
Trying to explain Wisconsin-Arizona State
UCLA honors Nick with amazing comeback
Texas football: comfortably numb
51. Mike Gundy
52. Mark Richt
53. Paul Haynes
54. Matt Rhule
55. Joey Jones
56. Mark Dantonio
57. Lane Kiffin
58. Mark Stoops
59. Paul Pasqualoni
60. Ron Turner
61. Tony Levine
62. Curtis Johnson
63. Rod Carey
64. Steve Addazio
65. Trent Miles
66. Steve Sarkisian
67. Bill O'Brien
68. Dave Clawson
69. Gus Malzahn
70. Garrick McGee
71. Dan McCarney
72. Mark Helfrich
73. Carl Pelini
74. Larry Blakeney
75. Dave Doeren
76. Dan Enos
77. Scott Shafer
78. Randy Edsall
79. Todd Berry
80. Todd Monken
81. Jim Grobe
82. Kyle Flood
83. Bob Stoops
84. Kirk Ferentz
85. Steve Spurrier
86. Paul Johnson
87. Doug Martin
88. Jim McElwain
89. Bill Snyder
90. Larry Fedora
91. Art Briles
92. Charlie Weis
93. Dana Holgorsen
94. Ken Niumatololo
95. Mark Hudspeth
96. Matt Campbell
97. Gary Patterson
98. George O'Leary
99. Rich Ellerson
100. James Franklin
101. Ron Caragher
102. Dan Mullen
103. Bryan Harsin
104. Matt Wells
105. Dave Christensen
106. Charley Molnar
107. Brian Kelly
108. Pat Fitzgerald
109. David Shaw
110. Sean Kugler
111. Chris Petersen
112. Brady Hoke
113. Brian Polian
114. Jeff Quinn
115. Kevin Wilson
116. Kevin Sumlin
117. Tim DeRuyter
118. Tim Beckman
119. Terry Bowden
120. Dennis Franchione
121. Skip Holtz
122. Gary Andersen
123. Todd Graham
124. Gary Pinkel
125. Kyle Whittingham
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