This one flowchart will help you decide where your World Cup rooting interests lie, and which team is you personified.
There are 32 teams in the World Cup, and for those without existing allegiances jumping into the fray can be a confusing process. We at SB Nation understand this, and are happy to guide you through this process with our custom-built World Cup Team Selection Flowchart.
Simply answer the questions honestly, and you'll identify your true inner World Cup self in no time at all.
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We hope this helps you in determining your World Cup team alliances and in your overall growth as a human being.