THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/27/2012
THE NEW WORLD, CONTINUED. Mmm, sounds like a cavalry charge, or men in suits with lapel pins riding pimped-out miniature ponies toward a hill made of money. Dvorak wrote that after a visit to America,...
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BOOB DRAFT PLEASE SUBSCRIBE
For the mens in audience who like woman. He is the highest paid coach in college football. But not for looks. Or his two shirt things. His boobs. Perk it up Nick come on play gravity defense. After...
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The 2012 Tour de France: A Viewer's Guide
The Tour de France is the world's longest bike race named the Tour de France, and it will be on your television shortly. Your sporting alternatives at eight in the morning are scanty, so it's best to...
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A SHORT PLAYOFF NOTE. LET'S DO FOOTBALL THINGS.
We never fell in love with anything because it would last forever or make sense. That's why we love college football, things that use vast amounts of fireworks for no reason, and really good...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/28/2012
OH MY GOD HERE COMES THE BIG DECISION AND... WE ARE OUTRAGED. Not really, they're cool, though in this photo the player in question--Ryan Nehlen, wide receiver and grandson of WVU coach and Hall of...
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ARIZONA STATE CONSULTS WITH CAPTAIN EO
Todd Graham is overhauling the gameday experience at Arizona State, and shit there he goes CATCH HIM-- --and he's back. He was just going to the bathroom, guys. No worries. NO WORRIES. In an effort to...
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A BULLDOG FAN COMMENTS ON THE ARREST OF ISAIAH CROWELL
DANGIT. They set that traffic stop up in the school zone just so they could tag people for extra charges. That's entrapment. Like some kind of bullshit bonus round for criminal charges. SORRY, COPS,...
View ArticleSHUTDOWN FULLBACK: THE VEGAS EPISODE
VEGAS, BABY! If you watch this episode for nothing else, watch it for two things. 1. Skip Bayless is shot, strangled, and given the dim mak death-touch by a man in a ghillie suit. 2. Les Miles, Dabo...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/29/2012
THEY DID SAY FIGHT, FARMERS, FIGHT. Is Texas A&M ready for the SEC? Does a T-Sip sip tea like a fancy frilly boy while schemin', plottin', and prolly a-polishin' a panky rang on a fancy porch...
View ArticleTHIS IS A REMINDER
So many important lessons here, but two stand above them all: a man should wear a mustache at least once in his life , and regardless of gender, one should always go for two at the end. Enjoy your...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/2/2012
LIKE A SON. A TIGER-SON. "Hey, we need to make an ad for NCAA's new version." "Oh, cool, how about we just use Les Miles and a mascot." [prints money] Just assume Les is mad at Mike for running an...
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THE GRACEPOINT
It's Sandusky-topical, so feel free to wait for the Fulmer Cupdate if you're good and sick of it. We don't know where this point is, but on the continuum of reaction to an event there's a point where...
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GREAT BOX SCORES OF YESTERYEAR: NEBRASKA VS. KANSAS 1997
A remembrance of games that really should be removed and forgotten completely. We remember watching this game. It came on late thanks to a weather delay, some horrendous hail-spitting crapnado blowing...
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THEY'RE ALREADY DOING JUST FINE
Not even a day in the conference, and clearly already fitting in. (by Stewade, via DK. Click here for max bigness.)
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/3/2012
In the air on the way to NYC. Expect delays. CRATE. CRAAAAAAAAATE. Just, you know...get back in there for a minute, TAMU. Nice words first: that's a great Gator chomp. Picture perfect, in fact. You...
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Football's 8 Best Forgotten Logos: Long Live The Dorados
What AF2 -- the developmental arm of the Arena Football League -- lacked in talent, it more than made up for with its team logos. Here is a selection of the finest the now-defunct league had to offer....
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Weightlifting At The Olympics, The Most Moving Thing In Singlets Ever
How can gigantic people in singlets, lifting large amounts of weight over their heads, be one of the most moving events at the Summer Olympics? Spencer Hall explains, with the technique and story of...
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FRIDAY TIMEKILLER: LEGENDARY TALES OF ATHLETIC GLORY
This being one of the homestretch Fridays, we turn toward one of EDSBS' national pasttimes: time-killing. After reading a very long thread about impossible college athletics stories, we have as a...
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The Opening Ceremony: Keep Calm, It's Not Live
The opening ceremonies of the 2012 Olympics in London began with a televised ode to measurement. Per NBC, the British are known for coming up with the concept of time, speed, punctuality, distance and...
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But Tonight, She's A Bond Girl
"But tonight, she's a Bond Girl." Not my first thought, or anyone else's, Matt Lauer. But I'm not the one making $30 million a year.
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