Raiders offensive lineman is having a large offseason
Jared Veldheer is an offensive lineman for the Oakland Raiders. He has spent this offseason surviving exposure to gamma radiation that would kill lesser men. He also may have worked out a few times.He...
View ArticleMemphis man joins Jesus, Dale Earnhardt in better place
From the very real Memphis obituaries, a spine-tingling tribute to a man whose loved ones clearly know how to drive a farewell lap for their dearly departed:Timothy Wayne "Tim" Hopkins, 54, went to be...
View ArticleThe United States and Mexico play a mildly important soccer match tonight
It is a heated rivalry, but isn't everything a bit overwrought when talking about Mexico and the United States? Even within the relatively tame CONCACAF, El Tri and the USMNT can't rightfully claim the...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 3/27/2013
DO YOUR JOB. There's a lot going on here in just 20 seconds. A. This is clearly Will Muschamp losing his mind and destroying a whiteboard for having the audacity to show what his defense--his Texas...
View ArticleSYRACUSE MAY BE IMMUNE TO THE ADIDAS POX
Adidas has committed a long list of corporate atrocities: the Nebraska "Noid" variation, assorted molestations of the classic Michigan unis, several disasters involving Notre Dame, and this, the...
View ArticlePAUL FINEBAUM'S MEMOIR: AN EARLY EXCERPT
Paul Finebaum recently signed a $500,000 book deal with Harper Collins for a memoir about his popular sports radio show. Provisionally titled "Is This Thing On? Laughs, Litigation, and Life On The...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 3/28/2013
MARK EMMERT IS A HORSE. Or he might as well be after you read the full timeline of the Emmert era at the NCAA, which took another stellar turn last night when the Miami Herald reported that NCAA...
View ArticlePredicting the Sweet Sixteen by haircut: Superfriends advance
I know next to nothing about college basketball save this: even on the dismal curve of coaching fashion, the coaches of the indoor sport have the weirdest hair in the profession. Maybe it's long days,...
View ArticlePEGGY DIDN'T BELIEVE IN ONE WORD: CAN'T
They told her a woman could never play sports. They told her that a woman especially couldn't play football, and especially not in the Lone Star State. They told her that even if a woman got on the...
View ArticleNCAA Tournament 2013: Previewing Florida vs. FGCU Sweet 16 with fancy graphics!
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View ArticleOne night in Dunk City
A video billboard alternates advertisements for joint replacement surgery and affordable flights to Ottawa. Just down the same road an advertisement for personal injury baron lawyers Morgan and Morgan...
View ArticleDuke almost gets away with it
Somewhere, Dick Vitale is silently cursing that door, and complimenting Duke on their willingness to try and dominate the glass.
View ArticleGio Gonzalez introduces Adam LaRoche as 'Butt Commander'
Baseball's opening day is already off to a stellar start, mostly because Gio Gonzalez gave Adam LaRoche a special nickname just to mark the occasion.Yes, Gio Gonzalez did just use the nickname "Butt...
View ArticleJOKER PHILLIPS KNOWS HOW TO DO EVERYTHING
Joker Phillips appears to have taught himself photoshop at Kentucky, and now stays up until three in the morning creating Instagram recruiting materials in the Gator football offices. This may surprise...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 4/2/2013
YOU'RE A BALLER. The trend of writing hundreds of handwritten letters to recruits does bring up the awkward question: what could a football coach possibly write to a recruit on the 98th letter that...
View ArticleEA SPORTS PRESENTS NCAA FOOTBALL '31
In honor of Football Manager 1888EA Sports is proud to announce the release of NCAA FOOTBALL: '31, the only game that lets you experience precisely what the greatest American game was like in the...
View ArticleGIF: Mike Rice's next coaching opportunity
Remember: like all fired coaches, Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice will show up somewhere else eventually. Let's all hope it looks nothing like this. (By @LSUFreek)
View ArticleSURPRISE! IT'S A PODCAST
One day you turn the corner and go through the waterslide and through the alligator's face and SURPRISE IT'S A PODCAST WITH JASON KIRK, OURSELVES, AND CELEBRITY HOT TUB.Topics of conversation covered:...
View ArticleTHERE IS ANOTHER PROBLEM WITH THAT AUBURN STORY
One quick note on the Selena Roberts story about Auburn. There are at least two references to how religious the McNeil family is, a crutch of the worst sportswriting in that it grants some kind of...
View Article2013 Final Four: An out-of-towner's field guide to Atlanta
You may be coming to the Final Four to watch basketball. If you want to do that you will need to travel to Atlanta. You should also know things.Do not call it "Hotlanta."No one has ever called Atlanta...
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