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FULMER CUPDATE: UNDERAGE DRINKING AND BENNY MARDONES
Underage is a term that carries way more lethal stopping power now than it used to, since a full 45% of love songs written before 1990 centered on the theme of "man, she's sixteen, let a 42 year old...
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Facebook comments on: Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn's relationship
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are a couple, and FACEBOOK IS ON IT:Lindsey, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about. Tiger would never do the things to you that he did to Elin. This time it's different....
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SPRING BRAAAAAAAAAAYKE FOREVERRRRRRR
Girls, I got my dark tanning oil. I got my Y-cross. Lay out by the pool. This the American dream, y'all.Don't be 'spicious, y'all. This is Air Raaiiiiiiid. Air Raiiiiiiiid foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 3/19/2013
AHAHAHA JIM DELANY WANTS TO SECEDE. Oh ho ho ho ho ho Jim Delany wants hisself a secession, sonny. "...it has been my longstanding belief that The Big Ten's schools would forgo the revenues in those...
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TRICK PLAYS RARELY WORK AND THAT'S THE POINT
The lead piece on the mothership right now is Martin Rickman's piece on Valpo's heartstab of the Ole Miss basketball team in the opening game of the 1999 tourney, a three-pointer at the buzzer taken...
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PURDUE DARES ZOMBIE NEIL ARMSTRONG TO ATTACK
Goddamn, Purdue. It's like you want Neil Armstrong to rise from the grave and go on a zombie rampage through West Lafayette. Is this already a video game? Because you should really make Neil Armstrong...
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A Russian girl bench presses your max
The internet has a habit of making you think Russians live like deranged superheroes: waterskiing in subzero temperatures behind galloping horses, climbing buildings like stuntmen during the work week,...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 3/20/2013
YEAAAAAH WHAT HARVARD PRO DAY RAWWWWWWWK. PLAY THAT SPLINTER CELL ACTION SEQUENCE CUTAWAY MUSIC I-V-Y! I-V-Y! We share this just to show that despite what you've heard, some people do manage to escape...
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AUBURN, YOU CAN'T ORGANIZE TOILET PAPER FESTIVITY
There are things the southern portion of the United States is bad at historically: reading, organized zoning of city land, civil rights, being thin in non-poverty scenarios, and...and a lot of things,...
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NCAA bracket predictions 2013: Surviving the new Buffalo Wild Wings apocalypse
Buffalo Wild Wings is the official home of March Madness. This means you, like every American, will be literally trapped inside a Buffalo Wild Wings for the next month, since no one may leave a Buffalo...
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Victor Oladipo is sort of right because James Madison did sign many things
Who's James Madison? Victor Oladipo: "He signed the declaration ...Emancipation Proclamation, something like that."wapo.st/Z3De9w— Rick Maese (@RickMaese) March 21, 2013In Victor Oladipo's defense,...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 3/22/2013
WHEN YOU WORK AT HOME YOU RUN OUT OF PANTS FAST. We were at Vandy's spring practice yesterday, and the highlights were the following items: James Franklin made fun of our green pants. We really need to...
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Harvard makes New Mexico break bad
If it's New Mexico, then it's a Breaking Bad reference. And if it's Harvard coming out of nowhere to poison New Mexico's tournament dreams in the first round, then it must be a nod to season four,...
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Bo Ryan's Wikipedia page may not be accurate
Bo Ryan's Wisconsin team lost to Ole Miss in the first round of the NCAA tournament. The loss of a five-seed Badgers team to a 12-seed Rebels team may be linked to certain inaccuracies on Ryan's...
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AN ALABAMA FAN BEHOLDS THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM
There will be no trial in the Harvey Updyke case. He plead guilty today. 3 year prison. 5 years probation.— Kevin Ives (@AUPPL) March 22, 2013Well, I ain't one to stand between the law and those who...
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Miami does not stop the party for Illinois
Don't stop the party, Miami. That's exactly what Pitbull is saying right here. Don't stop that party. #DALEEEEE
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A MOMENT OF SQUAT APPRECIATION
Okay, clear a few caveats out of the way. Bearlike strength has only the slightest correlation to success, and the ditches of college football are littered with squat champions and bench press gods...
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THE SUNBEAST EXPANDS AND DESTROYS ITS ENEMIES
Appalachian State and Georgia Southern are both bound for the Sun Belt Conference. And on the same day, the Georgia Senate ratified an attempt to move the state line ever so slightly northward to grab...
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AND FISTBUMP AND FISTBUMP AND FISTBUMP
and fistbumpand fistbumpand fistbumpand fistbumpand fistbumpand fistbumpand fistbumpand fistbumpand fistbumpand fistbumpand fistbumpand fistbumpand fistbumpand now you're pregnant. You're welcome,...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 3/26/2013
THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE FUN. The defensive gauntlet drill for LSU involves John Chavis yelling at you while you beat three or sometimes four defenders to a tackling dummy seems like the worst...
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