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Meet Filomena Tobias, the Heat fan who gave Joakim Noah the finger
The woman who shot the bird directly in his face following the Bulls' historically lopsided 115-78 loss in Miami has been identified: Filomena Tobias, formerly Phyllis Tobias, neé Filomena Manente, of...
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REDESIGNING FIELDS: WHY DOES WYOMING GET THE ONLY COOL FIELD?
Wyoming shouldn't be the only ones having fun with field redesign. (All graphics by @LSUFreek)1. Oregon. The Oregon Trail variation of Autzen's turf harkens back to the historical roots of the school...
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EDSBS CHARITY BOWL UPDATE: THINGS ARE BIGGER IN TEXAS
You're not from Texas, but Texas wants you anyway as long as you're willing to drop huge donations like the one a Longhorn dropped yesterday. That's just one of the few updates we have ready as we near...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 5/10/2013
BURN IT DOWN. Now that noted fan of your team Kenny Chesney has played there, we cannot lobby hard enough for the immediate destruction of Williams-Brice Stadium. Garnet and Black Attack cover the...
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EDSBS CHARITY BOWL UPDATE: THE FOURTH QUARTER
Games are won and lost in the fourth quarter, men. This is typically something said by coaches desperate to steal a win with inferior teams, and not by actual dominant football teams capable of burning...
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Why does the NFL make for such bad media?
There is a reason The NBA on TNT is so good, and it started with this:Mark asked me, "What do you think of our show?" And I said, "You all suck. You don't have any fun. The players make a lot of money...
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HAIL TO THE VICTORS (AGAIN)
Cue the march:The EDSBS Charity Bowl 2013 is over, and once again Michigan has defended their crown with the ferocity of an enraged Jazz Age gentleman thrashing reprobate malefactors attempting to...
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FULMER CUP: COLORADO IS KNOWN FOR OTHER INTOXICANTS, SIRS
Coloradans enjoy a few more rights than the average American. They can smoke marijuana legally, and can keep buffalo in their front yards without the zoning commission getting all up their ass about...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 5/14/2013
BRADAAAYYYYYYYY HOKE. Manball does not flinch, nor die, nor hesitate from matchups with Papists. Unfortunately, the high standards of a Michigan Man are not universal, nor even carried any further than...
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OHIO STATE'S 2013 FOOTBALL SCHEDULE: A SAD SHORT STORY COLLECTION
This is not your fault, Ohio State. Stop, stop, just stop before you even get started. Whuh uh hey have you seen Alabama's schedule? We're not talking about Alabama today. Bringing up this point is...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 5/15/2013
NEVER SAY MEMPHIS DOES NOT APPRECIATE ITS SPECIAL TEAMS.That is the cover of the Memphis media guide for 2013, and that is their punter, Tom Hornsey, who will be a likely Ray Guy Award winner again,...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 5/16/2013
STUMBLING TO LIFE HERE. In case you didn't notice--and if you tried to access the site consistently in the last 24 hours, you did--the site spat up oil, lurched to the side of the road, and caught fire...
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HAIRSWAPS: RIVALRY EDITION
Yesterday. 10:00 a.m. or so. Freek: Mornin bossEDSBS: Mornin. Site's fucked. Like, maybe forever. Freek: you gonna kill yourselfEDSBS: maybe. or maybe we can just make some hairswaps because there's...
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SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE RON ENGLISH SIXTY GRAND
Eastern Michigan needs money, and self-described "rapacious bird" and EMU head coachRon English is going to make this happen even if he has to throw himself out of a plane and take him with you to make...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 5/17/2013
DECENT PLAY-FAKE. Terrible, risky throw, though, but that's what you get when you have a gunslinger doing gunslingery things.Roll jugglin' a TD troll job Tide.THE MIGRATION IS HERE AND NOW PAUL JOHNSON...
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Stick to sports: The great SB Nation beer roundtable/bloodbath
Stick to Sports is our category for topics we at SB Nation feel very strongly about, but that do not exactly fall under the category of sports. Beer is not a sport, but it is certainly a neighbor to...
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THE REAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL SATAN: ODDS
Napa Know How Guy: 2/1Bill the Goat: 3/1 Already has horns and rectangular pupils. Johnny Manziel: 4/1 This is actually more reason why you should respect his Heisman season, because it's a lot of work...
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The Robert Griffin III wedding registry: A tale of kitchen greatness
Robert Griffin III is a quarterback for the Washington Redskins. He is very famous, and is also getting married, and like most couples, he has a registry. We have no opinions on towels or housewares...
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JIMBO FISHER'S QUANTUM PLAYBOOK
E.J. Manuel claims Buffalo's NFL playbook is simpler than the one he worked with at Florida State. It should be, according to guest commenter Jamarcus Russell, who in one reality explains how Jimbo...
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