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FROZEN, STARRING BO PELINI
IN 2014 HE CAN BE THE QUEEN HE'S ALWAYS WANTED TO BEWith Ryan and Jason. Sing along with this: The light glows white on the snow tonight A Lincoln summer's night for me A kingdom made of cut-off sweats...
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UAB HAS DRAGONS ON THEIR HELMETS
THAT'S ABOUT ALL THEY HAVE, BUT THEY DEFINITELY HAVE DRAGONSThere's a graph somewhere in the world that shows the intersection between football teams of bad quality and helmets of high quality. Other...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: GAMES THAT WILL NOT APPEAR ON THE SEC NETWORK
NOPE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE1. The 2002 Peach Bowl: Maryland 30, Tennessee 32. 2007: UL-Monroe 21, Alabama 143. 2010: Colorado 29, Georgia 274. The 2010 Liberty Bowl: UCF 10, Georgia 65. 1999: Louisiana...
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DO IT SEC NETWORK
When you go on the air tonight for the first time at 6:00 p.m., make the first thing you play a Bubba Sparxx video. It's destiny. You can't avoid it and you wouldn't ever want to. We will also accept...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SAVES AMERICA
GO FOR IT, NICK JAMESIf Mississippi State Nick James wants to give it a shot, go ahead. Just change footwear first: horse hooves are no joke when they land on your tender human feet, even if you are a...
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IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NORTHWESTERN
ASK YOUR BRAIN, AND THEN ASK THE SUPERSTITIOUS PEASANT IN YOUR SOULAn extremely quick look at whether you're doomed or not (You probably are)Venric Mark may ring some bells for you: 2012 All-American...
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WHAT'S FRANK BEAMER COOKING?
KISS THE COOK (AND TASTE MANHOOD INCARNATE)What's Frank Beamer cooking up for you? Well, any of the following:PuntsRevenge against that damn county judge and his high-falutin' cronies who put granpappy...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SOLVES TWO PROBLEMS AT ONCE
MACHALO, EVERYBODYProblem: Hawai'i is financially strapped, so much so that they might have to consider dropping football altogether. That's the storyline from yesterday, at least, since Hawai'i's AD...
View ArticleSPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM
<iframe class="vine-embed" src="https://vine.co/v/M3TdbwUHeXd/embed/simple" width="600" height="600"></iframe> Delivery is everything for quarterbacks and countryfunny one-liners.
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The future of sports is drugs, gambling, and an immortal FIFA
As part of Verge Hack Week, we've invited great minds from around Vox Media to contribute their thoughts on the future of everything — from food to fashion to the written word. In this installment, we...
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'American Ninja Warrior' recap: A lady slays the jumping spider
The finals are here, and the competition has us feeling real human feelings.9:00 This is not the final episode of American Ninja Warrior. No, this is the pen-penultimate episode, the first of two...
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Previewing all 112 SEC football games of 2014 at once
The Southeastern Conference is set to fire up three months' worth of football, and we have something to say about every last bit of it.Thursday, August 28thTexas A&M at South CarolinaSteve...
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NO ONE HAS A WINNING RECORD AGAINST THE TOP 25
IT'S BAD METHODOLOGY BUT THAT'S NEVER STOPPED COLLEGE FOOTBALL BEFORE The Wall Street Journal compiled a list of coaches and their records against the top 25 and it confirms a lot of what you think...
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MEET YOUR SKY-FAMILY, BAMA LOVERS
First, let us acknowledge that the backstory behind this picture is convoluted. Twitter user Bourbon Ghost says the father depicted here isn't even an Alabama fan. This brings up the real live...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SHAKES IT OFF
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT HORSE, LADY? Regrets collect like old friendsHere to relive your darkest momentsWHO COLLECTS OLD FRIENDSTHEY AIN'T POGSI DON'T RELIVE MOMENTSNEGATIVE PEOPLE GET NEGATIVE...
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Kirk Herbstreit's 10 pieces of travel advice
The "College GameDay" and "Saturday Night Football" analyst spends as much time in the air and in college towns as anybody in football, often doing TV in two different time zones on a single Saturday....
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POPEYES? POPEYES
IT'S HERE: THE FAT-SOAKED, DELICIOUS COLLEGE FOOTBALL SINGULARITY Should you be getting excited over a new bowl sponsor? No. A rational person does not get excited over corporations, faceless negligent...
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FORGIVE US IN ADVANCE
LET US PRAYJoin us in seeking forgiveness for what we are about to do, and perhaps not do, this upcoming football season. FORGIVENESS GRANTEDI forgive you, Will Muschamp, and seek new outrages. Fresh...
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