FLORIDA STATE FOOTBALL PLAYERS HAVE MADE A SONG
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FVsxaXB11IE" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe> To their credit they went hard after the falsetto. Some might be scared of it,...
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Celebrity Wife Swap: Just let Plaxico Burress watch TV in peace
Look at him. He's a man at peace. Why can't you leave him alone, TV producers?1. Celebrity Wife Swap featured the families of DJ Paul, founder of Three Six Mafia and legendary hip-hop producer, and...
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Staff Picks: Worst highways in America
If every highway is like a story waiting to be told, then it follows that some of these stories are beautiful, poignant travels in the human experience, and some are Lovecraft stories that end with you...
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Derrick Brooks made it look easy
For 14 years, the Tampa Bay linebacker was the master of his craft. It is so hard to make playing linebacker look like a skill position. It is a job that when done really, really well by the most...
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GAMEDAY DITCHES COMMERCIALS
REVENUE WILL STILL BE HADGameday will be running the first hour with as few commercials as possible this year in order to accommodate the hardcore fan not interested in waking up for the nine o'clock...
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LUNCH THEATER: TEXAS A&M AND LA TECH RUIN DEFENSE FOREVER
2012 was a good year for offense and shhhh never mind about the defensesThere's a few glorious things about this first installment of preseason Lunch Theater. In the 2012 matchup between Louisiana Tech...
View ArticleUNFAIR QUOTES FROM THE BIG 12
We want our quarterback erect after every play and not take the big impact type hit.Oklahoma State offensive coordinator Mike Yurcich asks for a lot from his quarterbacks.
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL DEFINES BATON ROUGE INFLUENZA
LEONARD FOURNETTE, PLEASE BE IMMUNEA. BATON ROUGE INFLUENZA DEFINED.Baton Rouge Influenza; a viral condition affecting LSU running backs. Scope of infection is believed to be localized and restricted...
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James Brown would like an "I", please
View ArticleThe Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles are coming soon
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/JUbDB55kNKc" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe> You may have noticed that Jon Bois has been relatively scarce around here. There...
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Mike MacIntyre on rebuilding Colorado and having an inaccurate Wikipedia page
MacIntyre discussed his time in the NFL, his past rebuilding projects, the challenges at Colorado and Colin Kaepernick.Mike MacIntyre's office in the Colorado football offices looks exactly like what...
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LUNCH THEATER: RUNAWAY BEER TRUCK BRINGS YOU A HEARTY MEAL
BILL STEWART'S MOMENT IN THE SUN, IN A CONVERTIBLE DOME AT NIGHTHave some fun and try to find the defender responsible for holding the edge on a simple fullback dive play at the 6:40 mark or so in the...
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THE BEST STORY ABOUT MODERN NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL EVER
"NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THE DOOR WAS REALLY DURNED TRICKY"Someone will always try to tell you a story about a coach after they leave town. The worst stories are outlandish slander, but the best...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL POSES WITH FIREARMS
TODD BERRY POSES IN A SWAMP WITH GUNS FOR HIS TEAMTodd Berry's resumé points: made ULM interesting, actually used formation with two quarterbacks in it, made Baylor (Baylor!) the overdogs, almost beat...
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A POEM FOR THE WEEKEND
TENNYSON WOULD HAVE BEEN AN SEC FANAn excerpt from "Ulysses," by Alfred, Lord Tennyson...Come, my friends,'T is not too late to seek a newer world.Push off, and sitting well in order smiteThe sounding...
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FUN HISTORICAL NOTES OF NOTE: GEORGIA AND GEORGIA TECH GET STABBY
TECH CHEATS, GEORGIA HAS LOST CONTROL OF GEORGIA, AND NOTHING EVER CHANGESLet's get the bad parts about The Big Scrum: How Teddy Roosevelt Saved Football out of the way. It has a colon in the title,...
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TASTES LIKE VICTORY
It's from this ad for the College Football Playoff, which doesn't mention Florida once. :( WHY IS YOUR SLIGHTLY ADDLED COACH FUN AND OURS ISN'T, LSU???? WHYYYYYY--
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THE RECRUITING LIES OF DANA HOLGORSEN
MORGANTOWN IS SEVEN MILES FROM THE BEACHDana Holgorsen, addressing the press: I know you lie in recruiting a bunch. That's just a part of it."It's a short trip to Lubbock, and the team hotel is...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SHAKES ITS BONNET
WE MEAN LOOK AT YOUR MASCOT HE'S BASICALLY GOT A MUSTACHEBYU WR Devon Blackmon will be suspended for the Cougars' opener against UConn for violations of the team's honor code. His specific violation?...
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