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EDSBS GEOLOGY! LAYERS OF THE EARTH'S CRUST
IN ANOTHER OF OUR ONGOING attempts to educate the youth of today about the importance of science, we would like to discuss an issue we believe is at the core of basic earth science. GET IT? It's about...
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THE LOGICAL END TO FACEMASK GROWTH
There isn't really a proper name for it. The diagonal grid version is the Justin Tuck, while the more properly aligned matrix extending clear up to the cheekbones might as well be called the Bane....
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College football rankings: The Top 25 reviewed after catastrophic Saturday
1. Alabama. Bye week. Nick Saban probably spent time with Urban Meyer's family. This is a joke; he watched film 16 hours a day like he always does. 2. Oregon. Put up 35 in the first half on a hapless...
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LAFF RIOT, WEEK SIX
All of the wonderment of last night can't really be summed up in a single tweet--unless that tweet is this tweet, or any of the others Holly collects in Laff Riot. Is there a picture of Morgantown...
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THINGS GO BADLY FOR UGA, AND STEVE SPURRIER IS RIGHT THERE TO HELP
It's horrible that Aaron Murray's house was egged after a crushing loss to South Carolina, but add in a cancer diagnosis for Papa Murray and it's all looking so much worse in the cold daylight of a...
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HOMERIC TENDENCIES: LSU
I smell a massacre. Appropriate Kanye: "Monster." 1. Les Miles is joy forever. You have varying antagonisms going with various coaches as a fan. Nick Saban is this bleak narcissist drudge-genius,...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/9/2012
SORRY AUBURN IT'S COME TO THIS. At Auburn, it's better than you expect because after a while you go numb and let the endorphins take over. Or maybe not. We don't even know anymore when it comes down...
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The Alphabetical, Week 6: Dr. Paul Johnson says to amputate
Atomic. This part is about Gus Malzahn, but first you need to hear about Tsutomu Yamaguchi, the only man on the planet to survive two atomic bomb attacks. Yamaguchi, a Nagasaki resident, was on a...
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THE ALPHABETICAL: BONUS LETTERS, WEEK SIX
The Alphabetical is up. Here are your bonus letters. Alpha: Holy shit, it's The Entertainment. Neiman Marcus sells this trailer for $150,000 American, and this is what you get with it. . Tailgating...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/10/2012
DEREK DOOLEY MEANS IT WHEN HE SAYS YOU NEED TO PLAY HURT. The Vols coach underwent hip surgery this week and will coach from the press box against Mississippi State this weekend. The reason: he has...
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OH SO POWERFUL POWER RANKINGS: WEEK SIX
WITH OOOOHHHH SO MUCH POWERRRRRR----Power Rankings return, held in place here by the notion that always governs power rankings, i.e. that this only covers current power levels for the week, and not in...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/11/2012
LET US NEVER FORGET THAT 2012 WAS THE YEAR OF THE BUTTCHUG. The appearance of the attorney and the production values really piece it all together. If one thing about the past ten years of Tennessee...
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A WORD FROM CRAZY OLD TESTAMENT GOD ON GETTING WHAT YOU ASK FOR
And now for an answer to a request from an influential member of the Auburn football Waffle House family. This is the response I gave to one of our fans, Brandi Efferson, on facebook today. Maybe one...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/12/2012
THE DEBATE FOR OUR NATION'S SOUL. Les would be pretty great at debate, actually, since saying nothing in a lot of words can take you pretty far in life. DISGUSTING AND UNACCEPTABLE. Florida university...
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HAIRCUT SWITCHING WORKS IN ALL FORMATS
If the rest of the internet is doing it, Freek can do it better. This week's best matchups are not here because it turns out a lot of the best coaches have precisely the same haircuts, so you get...
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Raider Red is not afraid to stare you down
You know things are going sideways in Lubbock when even Raider Red is mean-mugging you. The internet has already enhanced this moment for you, and you are so very welcome for that.
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Don't ever go to Lubbock: College football Top 25 scores, Week 7
1. Alabama. The usual ultraviolence: a 42-10 home invasion of Missouri, an utter disregard for human life, and cruelty so abhorrent the weather attempted to intervene with a lightning delay. The...
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SHUTDOWN FULLBACK PUTS AUBURN ON PERMADUFF
Mack Brown, you created a meme called "Texas Fuck Girl," and for that alone you deserve to be fired. (Texas fans really, really agree on this point, even the ones who admit you are the nicest person...
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HOMERIC TENDENCIES: VANDERBILT
Relevant Kanye: "It All Falls Down." 1. They still have that giant magnolia tree at one end of the stadium at Vanderbilt, something most schools would have razed to the ground in the name of seating....
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