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HOLGO TAKES HOME MOVIES FROM UP ABOVE
For maximum effect, please play this while you remember how badly Holgo's big jump over Lubbock went on Saturday.
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SOMETIMES YOU FIND WINNING RAGE IN THE STRANGEST PLACES
Hi. Remember me? I surfaced from the murky depths of the internet, traceable to an intentionally made promotional video the University of Oklahoma probably spent money on, and then deliberately...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/16/2012
NEVER DIE, AMAZING ROOSTER PAINTING. It's never really hate week with South Carolina, but instead a kind of five day meditation on "What is South Carolina," and then "Why is South Carolina?" Then we...
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HE'S AN ASH MAN
In honor of Texas' quarterback, and also the most underrated posterior-obsessed wrestler ever.
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The Alphabetical, Week 8: I'm sorry I was so strong and cool
Apologies. Alabama defensive end LaMichael Fanning had to write an apology after suplexing Mizzou running back Russell Hansbrough during the Tide's 42-10, ho-hum, another-day-another-blowout...
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THE ALPHABETICAL: BONUS LETTERS
The Alphabetical is up, and features a letter of apology for throwing you to the ground like a child. ALPHA. We started thinking about this: how much person could you feasibly suplex into the turf...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/17/2012
THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE ON GOOGLE PLUS IN THIS COMMERCIAL. The perfect example of a commercial where you smile, applaud the ingenuity of the product, and then continue to never use it...
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HOW THIS HAPPENS: THE ELUSIVE HONEY BADGER BECOMES MORE ELUSIVE
So first you have to do a story on Tyrann Mathieu because, well, Tyrann freakin' Mathieu. If you don't know his life story, it's pretty simple. Child is born. Child's father and mother split due to an...
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Lance Armstrong and the noble lie
Lance Armstrong is not the fight against cancer. He would like you to think he is, since the entire thrust of his career post-cancer was to race not just for himself, but for a cause, the long fight...
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ASK DR. INTERNET
The internet is a scary place. Spend enough time on it, and you'll convince yourself you've got every disease known to man. Reasonable people turn to medical professionals at times like this. They...
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BILL O'BRIEN HATES TWITTER AND SPACEBOOK
Bill O'Brien, from Tuesday's Penn State football teleconference. Q. Stephon Morris said on Twitter last night, "we hate them, they hate us," in regards to Iowa. Do you sense any talking to players, do...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/18/2012
GOOD MORNING, CATLAB. You don't do enough drugs, but for that, there's Catlab. Frank Solich is still missing his lost career as a seventies film villain. EVEN IF MARCUS LATTIMORE DOES NOT PLAY: Bill C...
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THE SEC SCHEDULE, REVIEWIFIED
(via) The 2013 SEC Schedule is out, and BURN EVERYTHING. That command has nothing to do with the SEC football schedule as it stands, since little changes. Let's review the schedules in summary by team...
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ARIZONA STATE/OREGON: FORK US ALL. FORK US ALL HARD.
We ran out of time for the Factor Five, but it's worth deciding this entire game based strictly on names. Oregon: Karrington Armstrong Pharaoh Brown Christian French Hroniss Grasu Andre Yruretagoyena...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/19/2012
SIT DOWN, PADAWAN. It's nice to see a Jedi with some style for once. Most simply give the single move with no flair, but Kenjon Barner? (Via CJZero, who you should follow on Twitter.) Oregon lost...
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THE HOLGORSEN-NOLTE REPLACEMENT THEORY
Collin Klein didn't even kiss his bride until the pastor said he could at the wedding, and as strange as you might think that is consider the one person who probably finds that idea even stranger:...
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BIG TEX IS ON FIRE
Thank you, ma'am, but I'll be fine. No, no, just a little scratch, I can walk this off. I'm from Texas. We're all big and we're all strong enough to take care of ourselves. I appreciate the concern,...
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Kansas State will not be ignored: College football Top 25 scores, Week 8
1. Alabama. Alabama is leading the nation in pass efficiency, and Duke is undefeated. Both indications of a coming apocalypse are balanced by two very normal constants: Alabama beat another team by 30...
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HOMERIC TENDENCIES: SOUTH CAROLINA
Appropriate Kanye: None, default to stadium soundtrack. 1. It is a deeply strange thing to look over in the third quarter and say to yourself, "Oh, look. There's Steve Spurrier." That is what I did,...
View ArticleThe Tulsa Golden Hurricane are the danger
The first program to openly reference the fictional murderous psychopath and chemistry genius Walter White in a pregame video? The Tulsa Golden Hurricane, who are the danger according to their...
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