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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/23/2012
JIMBO FISHER CELEBRATES FLORIDA STATE'S BIGGEST WIN OF THE YEAR. That victory is the suspension and reprimand of the officiating crew from the Miami game by the ACC. Even in a league known for surreal...
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JON GRUDEN NICKNAMES EVERY PLAYER ON THE 2012 ROSTER
In preparation for his inevitable takeover--it's totally happening, Tennessee fans!--at the University of Tennessee, we asked Jon Gruden to give every player on the Tennessee roster a JON GRUDEN...
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YOU'RE REGALLY WELCOME, KANSAS STATE
A. The wholesome and powerful Collin Klein is America's Heisman frontrunner. This is more true than ever now that Geno Smith has been possessed by the wandering spirit of John Brantley's 2011 season....
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/24/2012
PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT. MIZZOU IS DOING QUALITY COMMUNITY OUTREACH. $7.600 at a Vegas strip club, to be fair, is like $7.60 anywhere else, but that's what you get for being stupid enough to go to a...
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Deion Sanders paid his wife a signing bonus for the prenuptial agreement
You worry about fantasy sports taking over how you do everything in life. Then you learn Deion Sanders was so brainwashed by a life lived entirely in professional sports that he PAID HIS WIFE A...
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THE NEXT ARKANSAS COACH IS CURRENTLY EMPLOYED
Arkansas AD Jeff Long says Arkansas' next coach is currently employed at the college or pro level. This leaves so many horrifying possibilities for Arkansas fans, but it would be unfair to do that to...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/25/2012
BIG TURN FOOORTBAAWWWLLLLLL. This is Catlab's masterpiece, and that's saying something given their resume. The WHAAARRGGGGGLLL noises in the background and how absolutely fucked up Kirk Ferentz looks...
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The Alphabetical, Week 8: Insane football coaches and Southern tailgaters
Adversity. Will Muschamp is overcoming the adversity. He is also yelling at a radio reporter about the referees like a coach seconds from being fired, and not at all like an undefeated SEC coach...
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AN OPEN THREAD IS AN EXCUSE FOR WAKE FOREST NASCAR
We will take any excuse to post a mascot hanging out of the side of a NASCAR racing machine. (Via.)
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/26/2012
A LEISURELY NIGHT IN THE FOREST. Well, Clemson made an unlively game of it early, but at least you got to see Tajh Boyd throwing deep well into the second half because Chad Morris likes to watch...
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A GUIDE TO FLORIDA THINGS AND NEXT LEVEL FLORIDA THINGS
For those of you traveling to the Cocktail Party this weekend, we thought we would include a series of helpful reminders about things which are quintessentially Floridian. If you are ambitious, we...
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FANTHROPOLOGY: SOUTH CAROLINA AT FLORIDA
We went to Florida last weekend, and in between swooning over the perfect weather and Florida's astonishing luck on special teams, we talked to drunk people at tailgates. It's real pretty, and...
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College football scores, Top 25: Jarvis Jones sacks entire city of Jacksonville
Alabama: Allowed a TD to Mississippi State in a 38-7 deboning of the Bulldogs. With this display of complacent weakness, Alabama is clearly on the verge of total collapse as a football program....
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HOMERIC TENDENCIES: GEORGIA
Relevant Kanye: "So Appalled" 1. There was this sandwich we ordered on the way into the game at Publix. We said, "Yes, turkey on whole wheat, and don't give us that banana pepper shit because you know...
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The Big Ten is our cleanest college football league
The Big Ten: if not our best college football league, then certainly our nation's tidiest. (via Bryan Fischer)
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The List: Important hurricane tips
You are about to have a hurricane blow through, greater Atlantic seaboard. I would tell you about how this is already the most important hurricane ever, and certainly the most terrifying, but that a)...
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THIS WEEK IN GRAPHS: JOHNNY FOOTBALL INTERNATIONAL BRANDS
IT'S BACK LIKE COOKED CRACK. And twice as potent, since Run Home Jack made some of these, as well.
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/30/2012
HE'S GOT A LOT OF APOLOGIES TO MAKE. Les Miles cannot let Pepper Potts die. He just won't. LSU's video people are amazing week-to-week, but casting Nick Saban as The Mandarin is beyond brilliant (even...
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