THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL CRACKS THE VANDAL CODE

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM COLLEGE FOOTBALL'S REAL POWERBROKER

(image via r/cfb )

SEE THE SIGNS. You might think this is a simple piece of vandalism, perpetrated by a Michigan fan against the Spartan statue on Michigan State's campus. That's what they want you to think at least. The Illuminati never give you a roadmap with direct exits, citizen. They hide behind blind turns and concealed driveways. They hide yellow and blue by turning them into green, man.

Have you ever noticed that if you mixed Michigan's colors together, they make...green?

See? The connections are so much deeper than you can see. But let's take it a step further. Who's really benefitting from this? It's a Spartan colored with maize and blue. It's a symbol of the people REALLY pulling the strings, a statement from the puppetmasters. It's a CODE and all you need to do to read it is CRACK IT. Who's trying to assert dominance here? Who, if you combine yellow and blue and the Spartan image, emerges? Who's really claiming their territory here, announcing their intent to dominate even the brand-loyal masses of the Big Ten?

It should be clear now. We've taken the scales from your eyes. Open them and see the face of the true master.

The best trick the San Jose State Spartan was convincing you he never existed, man. His time is nigh, and the skies and sunrise herald his coming. The Yellow and Blue King. THE YELLOW AND BLUE KING.