THE MC CONGRATULATES AL GOLDEN ON A SUCCESSFUL DRAFT

THE BEST COLLECTION OF TALENT TO GO 6-7 IN YEARS

Miami had two first round picks in the NFL Draft last night, the first time since 2008. Let's see what Al Golden's various faces think of that.

Two first-rounders? Well, that's what we've been trying to get back to at Miami, the kind of talent level Hurricanes fans have come to expect. That's what we're working for here: championship talent, championship football, championship results. There's just more to come, Hurricanes. Let's be proud of that, and build to the future.

Well, yeah, that's...yes, I know there will be more people drafted off this team. As many as eight! That's great news! Why wouldn't that be great news? People are beginning to notice what we're doing again, and that's great. They're beginning to understand what we already knew. They're seeing the work here, and that's a great compliment to the program.

6-7? What about it? It happens. Football programs have hiccups. We played a tough schedule. Nearly beat the defending national champions and eventual conference champions. Had some injuries and a first year QB. It's tough. It's a tough conference. Lost a tough one in a bowl game. We'll be okay and---

Are you saying we're getting worse, even as our players get better? Is that what you're saying? Well, in response to that, all I can say is

I am destroying you with mind lasers. I am making your brain explode and you will stop talking, person saying this. Al Golden has telekinetic powers and is using them on your brain RIGHT NOW. You are dead. You will stop pointing this out right now or Al Golden will TURN YOUR MIND INTO DELICIOUS BUT UNFEELING FLAN. Go Canes.