NCAA RULE COMMITTEE RECOMMENDS EJECTION FOR TARGETING
The NCAA Rules Committee has recommended ejection for targeting defenseless players above the shoulders, and in theory that's fine. D.J. Swearinger is a very good football player who is probably a...
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THE COVER IMAGE IS LOVE. ROLL IN IT TODAY.THIS IS WHY OLE MISS IS TURNING ITSELF AROUND. Because they believe the right things, obviously. Heavy Squats make you a better person #Strong— Paul Jackson...
View ArticleLOVE POETRY FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT
A night of love means a night of love's verse. Todd Graham, acrostic:ForeverOurRomanceHoldsImmovablyResoluteExceptIfTheyOfferMeTheMiamiJobBret Bielema, haikuI love you so muchBut right now my hands are...
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WOO PISS SOOOOIE. You know, there is something symbolic about Arkansas fans being left adrift, forced to live in their own shit, and then emerging on the other side smiling and yelling WPS to no one in...
View ArticleOFFSEASON BOREDOM: LITERARY BOOZE ADS
We don't really know how this came up the first time, but it was probably Jonathan Franzen, and the thought of making something, anything happy out of Jonathan Franzen, ever. The first thought that...
View ArticleMeet the man who painted LSU tiger stripes on a Lamborghini
Don Domingue of Lafayette, LA is the only man on the planet who saw a Lamborghini Gallardo and thought, "You know, that could use some LSU-themed tiger stripes." While waiting to shoot a video in the...
View ArticleAndrew Jackson: Our finest (insane) presidential athlete
On this President's Day, let us reflect on our greatest sportsman to occupy the Oval Office: Andrew Clawhammer BassProShops Jackson.Other presidents have athletic résumes, yes. Gerald Ford played...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/19/2013
PELINI PRISON PLANET. FAU's new stadium will be named after The Geo Group, a Florida company run by an FAU alum specializing in the privatization of prisons around the world. The Geo Group has been...
View ArticleTHE PRINCE RETURNS TO BE KING OF NEW YORK
Nas is the Don and RON PRINCE IS THE KING OF NEW YORK NOW.From Manhattan to Manhattan: that's the Ron Prince story now, or at least "Manhattan to Manhattan, and then back on the ferry to Piscataway....
View ArticleDONNA SHALALA HITS THE CLUB
The NCAA admitted wrongdoing in its case against Miami yesterday, giving the Hurricanes and their administrators reason to celebrate. As Miami does, they went to the club. 11:15 p.m. After being kicked...
View Article1980s man drinks Stroh's, ends up having really weird night
A Friday night, according to 1980s Stroh's man: run through traffic in windbreaker, eat entire pizza, go bowling, get so drunk you end up at an unsanctioned boxing match, continue drinking, play pool,...
View ArticleNFL logos in English (style)
Dave Rappoccio has done fantastic work on alternate NFL logos before, but if you're a fan of all things odd and English, then his Anglophile's redo of the entire league is a must. You will never, ever...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/20/2013
FINGERS TO THE SKY. Miami, to the NCAA, in a NSFW piece of orchestral music constructed just for the occasion. The NCAA somehow avoided cutting itself on the envelope--escaping death by...
View ArticleDO FOOTBALL ASSISTANTS MAKE STARTUP DRUG LORD MONEY?
Cam Cameron will be paid $3.4 million over three years as the new offensive coordinator at LSU.That is an obscene number by any standards for an assistant unless we're talking about Clemson, but even...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/21/2013
THERE IS ALWAYS A TIME TO HUNT, WARRIOR. You know you've played way too much Far Cry 3 when you read this, sigh, and immediately get the urge to raise a laser-sighted bow at your prey. If you've got...
View ArticleTHE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TRADE DEADLINE
We're only just starting to look at depth charts, but on the NBA trade deadline, we ponder a few trades that would work out for the best for all concerned, except for Purdue. (Who just wants something,...
View ArticleMAT DRILLS REMIND YOU: YOU ARE NOT AN ATHLETE
Mat drills are a rite of spring for football players. We mean that in the most Stravinsky-ish of senses: there's a lot of dissonant noise, old men surveying the carnage, and young chosen ones dancing...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/22/2013
YOU CAN'T BUY PUBLICITY LIKE THIS, FLORIDA ATLANTIC. The Colbert ReportGet More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,Video ArchiveWell done, Geo Group. Notice that FAU...
View ArticleThe Georgia Dome tornado 5 years later
ESPN has made a documentary about the 2008 SEC basketball tournament, undoubtedly the strangest thing I have ever seen, ever.The documentary seems to get a lot of things right, but it's one story, and...
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