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AN INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGE FOR LINEMEN THIS WEEKEND
A personal message of encouragement to those men over 250 pounds running the 40 in the combine this weekend. Play this in the background for maximum effect. HIGH FLIGHT Oh! I have slipped the surly...
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LES MILESABLES
We don't even really know what's going on here, but so much is right even in all the confusion. Dana Holgorsen is a bar wench, and that's works, while Rich Rod is cast as Javert, and that works as long...
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DEATH PLAYS CHESS AND ANNOUNCES THE ACC SCHEDULE
The ACC schedule is out. Death comes to us all, and to Maryland football even quicker.
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/26/2013
ART BRILES SAYS YOU CAN LEAN, ROCK, OR EVEN DROP WITH IT. Baylor keeps up their murderous pace in games through a variety of innovative speed and flexibility drills, including a revolutionary knee...
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STAY TROLLIN', COLLEGE FOOTBALL
It's completely delusional to choose between the two, said college football grabbing a miniature pot pie from the waiter's tray of hors d'oeuvres. Why the cruising cabin of the proverbial sporting...
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2013 NFL Combine results: Notes from a college football fan
The draft is an odd time for a college football fan. Your previous estimates of players are wiped clean by pro scouts, who reduce bodies of work to a cold slate of numbers, isolated game footage, and...
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FULMER CUPDATE: TOO FULL OF BAMA
The Big Board as always is brought to you by Boardmaster Brian. He's been laid up in the Reggie Nelson Wing of the Men's Hospital of [CITY REDACTED] with a terrible sunburn on his manparts. It's hard...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/27/2013
WHISKERY DOOM. Sources tell us Jim Bollman is expected to accept the Michigan State OC job— FootballScoop Staff (@footballscoop) February 27, 2013Jim Bollman, in case you don't remember, was the...
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WALRUSBALL: THE DANCE BEGINS
Walrusball: the forbidden dance. (Because Jim Bollman looks like a walrus and calls plays like one too, you see.)
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AN ONION MADE OF BULLSHIT
1. Read this.2. And then focus on this part in particular:(Craggs:) We did what we could to get those "critical components," but we weren’t betting our shirts that Notre Dame or anyone from the Te’o...
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THE ALABAMA WEIGHT ROOM MAKES FAT CRY
Sweat is just your fat crying. Blood is just your heart spitting. Kool-Aid is what is excreted when fat people's teeth are frightened. There's a weird juice that comes out of Charlie Strong's scalp...
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SCOTT COCHRAN GIVES YOU WHATEVER YOU LIKE
They only let him talk in public twice a year or so, and that is a complete bleeding shame because Scott Cochran, like every other strength coach on the planet, is a husky voiced dervish incapable of...
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THE ADVOCARE BOWL WANTS TO SELL YOU AN ADVOCARE BOWL
The Independence Bowl is now officially the Advocare Bowl. You may say to yourself: oh, Independence Bowl! Where art thou sexy flanks, thy endless Missouri versus someones, thy occasional freaky snow...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 3/1/2013
LOOK WHO BACK. Mark Mangino is going to join the coaching staff at Youngstown State, his first coaching gig since Kansas and the best match between mascot and coach since gopher-y Jerry Kill took over...
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HOW TO DRINK BOURBON
It is a point of debate on the internet how to properly purchase and enjoy bourbon. We thought we'd clarify with a simple user's guide on how to drink bourbon, which you should be drinking because...
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America loves bearded duck killers more than Thursday NFL games
The 10pm Duck Dynasty on A&E last night had 8.6 million viewers - more than any game on NFL Network last season.— TVSportsRatings (@TVSportsRTGS) February 28, 2013It is unfair to compare the two,...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 3/6/2013
THAT'S JUST A PICTURE OF LANE KIFFIN. The face looks confused, but the hair? STUNNING.EVERYONE GETS A CELEBRATION. Texas is posting highlights of their spring practices filmed with some kind of GoPro...
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Bracketology: A 64-factor carnival of stupidity
Bracketology is an overused tool, but there may be a bold new frontier to explore using America's favorite structure for competition: valuable journeys into self-discovery. To test this I volunteered...
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FINAL JEOPARDY WAS A COLLEGE FOOTBALL DISASTER
This was the final question on Jeopardy on March 4th: You sometimes forget the big picture, i.e. how life might look to the vast majority of Americans, those who somehow in their passage from the...
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HAS STEVE SPURRIER TAKEN HIS SHIRT OFF THIS SPRING YET?
CONTRARY to what everyone else has reported using a picture from last year, there is no documented evidence Steven Orr Spurrier has taken his shirt off in spring practice yet. Winter will be with us...
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