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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: BRET BIELEMA MAKES MISTAKES, TOO
LET'S HOPE HE JUST MISSPOKE That's our first reaction: Bret Bielema has no shame, or isn't smart, or is not a smart person who has no shame. There is a fourth option, of course: that Bret Bielema,...
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Welcome to SPORTSLAW with Judge Jon and Judge Spencer
Prepare to be judged for your sports opinions, and possibly sent to SPORTSJAIL.We're tired of people saying you should or shouldn't storm the court. We're tired of DEBATE. A country is no better than...
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HOPE CHECK: FLORIDA FOOTBALL
LET'S SEE HOW THOSE EMOTIONS ARE DOING IN THE OFFSEASON FOLLOWING A 4-8 SEASON Date: February 24th, 2014Time: 11:46 a.m., ESTDistance from loss to Georgia Southern, upon which all hope evaporated into...
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IS COLLEGE FOOTBALL A JOB?
A QUICK SURVEY OF INHERENT JOBBINESS If this is really a matter of a legal test, then the NCAA has already lost, but you knew that before you even started the discussion. If Kain Colter is asking a...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: DON'T MAKE US BOYCOTT ARIZONA
PLEASE. WE WANT TACOS. Before we even start: we might have to do this with other states, so know that it's not just you, Arizona. It might even be the state where we live, Georgia, a state so...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: TEXAS BOUT TO TURN UP
LEGAL BEER IN TEXAS IS REDUNDANT, SONJust look at that man.Damn right you bring him his memos to the poolside, son. And yeah, little Hammerfist Steerpuncher Johnson the 5th gets to read it with me,...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: WHERE THE HELL IS ADAM MUEMA
WHEN GOD TELLS YOU TO LEAVE THE COMBINE, YOU LEAVE THE COMBINEIf you watched San Diego State play football last year, you may have noticed the punishing ball of knees and elbows that ran over, and...
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Grading the 2014 SB Nation/FootballScoop college football coach draft
Wednesday, seven of SB Nation's college football staffers held COACH DRAFT with three of the coaching experts from FootballScoop. Thursday, Spencer Hall and Celebrity Hot Tub of SB Nation and Every Day...
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LET'S CUT A DEAL, SEC
YOU CAN PLAY MUSIC, BUT WE MUST HAVE LIMITS You can play music, because the band lost the battle against the DJ a long time ago when stadiums made speakers loud enough to strip the paint off Les Miles'...
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OFFSEASON NONSENSE: RUST COHLE DOING EVERYDAY THINGS
COVER ART BY THE LEGENDARY DANGER GUERREROInspired by Danger Guerrero's MS Paint Classic, and written with Captain Annoying.ORDERING AT STARBUCKSWhat can you "get started" for me today? How sure are...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS PUKING UP ITS BREAKFAST
TIME TO GAWK AT PEOPLE WHO ARE FASTER AND STRONGER THAN YOUWhat's happening in college football right now? This, a bunch of running, and sprinting, and more bounding and rolling and sprinting you...
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WHO'S EXCITED RIGHT NOW: STEVE ADDAZIO
LET'S SEE WHO'S EXCITED THIS SPRING, AND AT WHAT RATEThe theme for every team in spring is being excited, mostly. There are a few other ones: getting deeper at every position, for instance, or maybe...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL DANCES OVER YOUR PRONE FORM
YOU CAN'T EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM MARQUEL WADE Oh, offseason. You make us forget so many things: the joy of football, hope, the desire to live, and that once, on a dark day in 2011, Marquel Wade...
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SOMETHING LOGICAL HAPPENED
FLY FREE, SPEEDY BIRDS OF THE NO HUDDLE SAVANNA1.CFB rules committee tabled 10-second rule proposal, sources told @ESPN. Oversight panel will not vote on rule Thursday— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN)...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL QUESTIONS YOUR CREDENTIALS
HAL MUMME, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A HOMEOPATHJust to be clear... Football doesn't cause cancer. #tensecondrule— Hal Mumme (@HalMumme) March 6, 2014Hal, you don't know this. We respect you a lot, and recognize...
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Slow football, like the kind mom made: A guide on messaging, for next time
The NCAA Rules Committee's proposed speed limit on hurry-up offenses isn't done for. It'll be back on the table next year, but without needing to lie about being a safety rule. So how will slow-down...
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Flying the world's fastest plane: Behind the stick of the SR-71
Spencer Hall interviews former SR-71 Blackbird pilot Rick McCrary about what it's like to fly the world's fastest plane. Spoiler: It's terrifying.SH: How did you end up flying that thing?RM: Well, I'd...
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BLAKE SIMS: IS HE SEC?
WE KNOW THAT PHOTO SHOWS HIM RUNNING, BUT THAT'S A BAD AND DISTASTEFUL HABIT HE'LL GET OUT OF HIS SYSTEM ROLL TIDEWe ask the simple question: is this thing SEC, or not? Our first subject is the likely...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT, TEXAS
LET'S DO IT THIS WAY, TEXANSThat's the point of Cosmos: you are tiny, nothing lasts forever, and you should be in awe of humanity's presence on the planet only occupying a sliver of a second of the...
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EDSBS PHOTO ARCHIVE: BOB DEVANEY AND BEAR BRYANT SWITCH HATS
THAT'S A NORMAL SIZED HATWe really do have an old stack of photos someone rescued from a trash bin for us--mostly old AP photos, some old Hollywood promo photos, and random NASA ones. When we get...
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