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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS, WAFFLE HOUSE
DON'T MAKE THAT DOG MADHey @GBHunting#wafflesforagspic.twitter.com/M7zSwenETp— Waffle House (@WaffleHouse) April 1, 2014It is April 1st, Waffle House, and that means we believe nothing you say, and...
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PAINTING IS HARD
LIKE, REALLY, REALLY HARDNAILED IT, NASHVILLE. JUST FREAKIN' NAILED IT. To be fair, this seems less "totally racist" than "I have never painted a black person before in my life and it is not going well...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: DOWNTRODDEN ALABAMA PROGRAM HOPES TO HIRE ACE...
PERHAPS SOMETHING GOOD WILL FINALLY HAPPEN IN TUSCALOOSA After a disastrous eleven-win season, the tragicomic Alabama football program has done some recruiting of its own to try and right the ship....
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DON'T MAKE FUN OF MARK RICHT'S ART
PLANNING'S A FUNNY THING Little Something Georgia Sent Today #godawgspic.twitter.com/8Q27drOKMh— D'Andre Walker (@LuxuryLife1K) April 2, 2014We're not going to make fun of Mark Richt's art for a few...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE UCONN FAN IS A CHAMPION
BOLD SCIENCE NEWS Scientists at the University of California--Berkeley announced the discovery of an alternate universe where UConn and Kentucky are both important sports teams, play for championships,...
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WHAT COLLEGE FOOTBALL COULD LEARN FROM TURKISH SOCCER
MORE FLARES. MORE PROFANITY. Hi! We were in Turkey for a big piece about going to a soccer match in Turkey, a place that may take soccer more seriously than anyone in the United States takes college...
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IT'S GONNA BE OKAY
LES MILES KISSED A PIG Some days you wonder why you woke up, or if life is worth living. Then Les Miles kisses a pig, and hope is reborn.
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: RIP, BOBBY DENTON
PLEASE CONSULT THE SOUVENIR GUIDEIf you do actually go to a Tennessee game, it is not without its charms. The stadium does sort of look like a really nice above ground pool, which is appropriate. The...
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A GEORGIA FAN SUBMITS HIS PLAY FOR CONSIDERATION
RUN THE DAMN BALLLLLLL BOBOBulldog Nation, you can call a play for UGA. Email a diagram of your idea to kmcdaniel@sports.uga.edu & we'll pick the best to run at G-Day!— John Lilly (@JohnLillyUGA)...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: STEVE SPURRIER, MASTERS CHAMPION
THIS IS WHY STEVE SPURRIER WILL WIN THE MASTERS 1. He's already marked the course as his own.2. He's got a winning streak going against Tigers. (We know he's not playing but it's a confidence thing,...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: AJ MCCARRON AND KATHERINE WEBB REALITY SHOW!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT COULD BE THE MOST POPULAR SHOW IN ALABAMA EVER? No.
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The Amateur: Throwing up in a race plane
What happens when a sports writer drinks a cup of coffee and mans the passenger seat of a competition race plane? Spencer Hall found out during his flight with race pilot Kirby Chambliss. 1. Kirby...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: CAT LORD PELINI
THAT REALLY OBVIOUS THING ABOUT FUN AND FOOTBALLCAT:Now we're ready for the #Huskers Spring Game. pic.twitter.com/XYUrYvMael— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) April 12, 2014Hi, Nebraska fans who might...
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FLORIDA SPRING GAME REPORT: NO ONE CRIED
OR BLOCKED EACH OTHER 1. Look, there are many delightful things about the Florida spring game. The first is that no one cried. No one decided they hated football, and wanted to stop playing it...
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NICK SABAN POSES FOR HUMAN PHOTOGRAPH
CANCEL ALL HUMAN APPOINTMENTS FOR 2014"I don't know what to do with my hands." pic.twitter.com/Th9roYPCQI— Aaron Suttles (@AaronSuttles) April 14, 2014Okay, Nick. Human picture capture time. Bare...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: IDIOTS, ALL DAMNABLE IDIOTS
YES, SIR, THEY MAY HAVE SOME MOREIf you somehow believe that amateur sports is not going to be a better place for all the pissing and moaning the press, players, and other advocates/communists are...
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VIDEO EVIDENCE PROVES FOOTBALL IS A DIFFICULT SPORT
PEOPLE MOVING AT HIGH SPEED WITH PARTIAL INFORMATION CAN BE DIFFICULT TO FOLLOWMiami put a camera on linebacker Denzel Perryman for the Hurricanes' spring game, and it reminds you of a few things....
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TEXAS, GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, WE ARE NOT GETTING A NATIONAL TITLE THIS YEAR
WE DON'T CARE WHAT GRANDPA MACK LET YOU DOListen to me, Texas: We are not going to Target for a toy. We are not getting a new toy. We are not going to have Goldfish, because goddammit that's not even...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: CHRIS FOWLER FOREVER
HE'S BETTER THAN NEUROSURGEONS. TAKE THAT, BRAIN NERDS. Chris Fowler is the best person at his job at anything in any profession, and this includes neurosurgery. You say, oh, that's a difficult thing...
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WE ARE ALL GOING TO MEXICO CITY
YO Y TU SU MAMA Y SU PRIMO, TAMBIENWE'RE ALL GOING TO MEXICO CITY.Fortunately, this is not a joke, and is reportedly what the Big 12 and Pac-12 want to do, most likely for the very different reasons of...
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