JIM TRESSEL CROSSES THE MAHONING
I JUST WELL SURE YES SURE WHY NOTRemember: Jim Tressel will cross the Mahoning River to slit your throat on Christmas morning. (Via the mighty Youngstown Vindicator.)
View ArticleThe Istanbul Derby
The Istanbul DerbySoccer, fire and a game at the world's crossroadsSpencer Hall | April 28, 2014Come up the steps of this hotel, there's something you should see while we explain this setup to you....
View ArticleA FEW BONUS ISTANBUL NOTES
BECAUSE WHY NOT USE A PICTURE THAT READS "BATH OF THE CONCUBINES"Before we forget them, here's some stuff that either didn't fit into the whole of the piece we just did on Turkish soccer and Istanbul,...
View ArticleTHE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL YODELS ACROSS AKRON
THIS HAPPENEDHustle Belt found this. Blame them.That is Terry Bowden and the Akron Athletic Director Tom Wistrcill yodeling across the Akron campus. And as weird as that may sound, the laugh track...
View ArticleA short note on Ayrton Senna, 20 years later
F1 driver Ayrton Senna died at Imola 20 years ago today. He remains the high priest of speed for a reason.I've had one religious experience and/or hallucination in my life: a dream where I was laying...
View ArticleTHE OFFSEASON IS FOR BUILDING CHEMISTRY
EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BE LONELY AND DABO YOU'RE NOT AROUNDThe team that Vines together grinds together, so Clemson is going to win the ACC this year, particularly because the young man in...
View ArticleJIMI HENDRIX DID NOT LIKE MICHIGAN
NOT ONE BITHe was from the Pacific Northwest, and definitely had some Pac-8 loyalties since he used to draw pictures of college football players from the conference. (GO TROGENS.) And while his...
View ArticleTHAT SUCKS, BYU (A RUNNING THEME FOR THEM)
IT SORT OF SUCKS FOR BYU (THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE) It sucks for BYU. That phrase has no expiration date, so dust if off and use it now without any worry about freshness. It sucks that BYU, a very good...
View ArticleTHE LOUDGIF CHALLENGE THREAD
DO YOUR BWORSTWe spent an undisclosed and disgraceful amount of time in the arms of LoudGIF today. Like most great things on the internet, it is simple, very stupid, and you've been doing it for an...
View ArticleEDSBS BOWL 2014 UPDATE: LOUISIANA TECH IS ON THE BOARD IN A BIG WAY
LOUISIANA TECH, WE THANK YOUThe results for day two of the EDSBS BOWL 2014 for Refugee Resettlement and Immigration Services of Atlanta (RRISA) are in, and though we slowed down a bit we did get one...
View ArticleEDSBS BOWL 2014 UPDATE: HALFWAY AND STILL GRINDIN'
CORNELL. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF IT. The EDSBS Bowl 2014 enters day four, and we stand at the halfway mark toward genuine pain and humiliation. It's slowed down a bit, so let's remind you that for...
View ArticleSB Nation Reviews: Willie McGee
The SB Nation Reviews begin with St. Louis Cardinals legend Willie McGee, who may have been controlled by aliens.Continue reading…
View ArticleTHE PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES ANNOUNCES INTENT TO EAT BENNIGANS
MONTE CRISTOS FOR EVERYONEThe Pac-12's Championship game will be held at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California starting in 2014. If you are ignorant of Bay Area geography, you should know that the...
View ArticleEDSBS BOWL 2014 UPDATE: OH GOD GO IRISH
THE LAST WEEKDAY SEES...OH GOD...NOTRE DAME Going into the final weekday of the EDSBS BOWL 2K14 fundraiser, we have great and painful news: yesterday's leading donor gave in the name of Notre Dame,...
View ArticleEDSBS BOWL UPDATE: GO DAWGS? GO DAWGS.
TASTE THE DELICIOUS CHARITY Here is our very own #EDSBSBOWL14 Top 25 for all the Saturday Games. You can still affect the final outcome! @edsbspic.twitter.com/ewS97BmKq3 — RRISA (@RRISAtlanta) May 17,...
View ArticleThe NBA's bworst team: The 2014 Indiana Pacers
It is hard to get the analogy for the Indiana Pacers right, or find the right comparison without spraining your simile ligament. There are groups of artists who like being together, but make bad, fun...
View ArticleTHE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PLAYS A GUESSING GAME
LET'S PLAY A GUESSING GAMEThis year, @CollegeGameDay will broadcast from a location that we've never been to before. Always fun. — Lee Fitting (@leefitting) May 28, 2014Hmm.Oxford, Mississippi Pullman,...
View ArticleAn important note on video gaming
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/0t0uCWjQ6Og" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe> If you're SHAUN gonna release a SHAUUNNNN great video game like Ubisoft SHAUUUUUN...
View ArticleHATIN' ASS SPURRIER SURVEYS THE WORLD CUP
WATCH WHO YOU BITE, LUIS SUAREZSpurrier asked if he's ready to turn attention to Texas A&M now: "Noooo. I am ready to turn my focus on golf tomorrow." — Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) May 28,...
View ArticleImagine, a sane thing about Johnny Manziel
I'm a 26-year-old professional, and I promise you that the whole pool knew I was having a great time. If I could go back tomorrow, I would. I'll have to wait until July instead.This is the first sane...
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