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THE MC IS HAVING MORE PHYSICAL PRACTICES
WE'RE GETTING AN EDGE BACK AND REALLY GETTING AFTER IT Our practices are more physical this year.before they were strictly affairs of the spirit realm We're hitting more than ever, which we're hoping...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 3.3: THE HOTTEST OF SEATS
LET'S TALK ABOUT HOT SEATS AND HOW TO KEEP THEM COOL AND DRY IN TWO DIFFERENT BUT IMPORTANT CONTEXTSThe Shutdown Fullcast for this week HEATS UP with HOT SEAT CONJECTURE. There's also talk about proper...
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David Letterman made the best bad TV ever
Everything is crap; now watch Biff crash this golf cart.My brother was being born and I got to hang out with Dad. Hanging out with Dad meant all the great things about being taken care of by a dad who...
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THE MC SAYS HELLO TO MR FOOTBALL
LSU IS A VERY HARD TO PLAY BUT LET'S NOT MISS THE IMPORTANT PART HERE LSU is 62-9 at home under Les Miles' tender and occasionally distracted guidance, so yes, there are numbers to back up the notion...
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Sports people who are definitely police
JJ Watt would remind all passengers to please form two lines.This is all inspired by a single tweet:"He goes & takes those cop classes & now, he looks like a cop...He looks like Jeff Kent" are...
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THE MC TURNS OFF THE GRAVITY
ONE EASY WAY TO MAKE FOOTBALL SAFER So by and large no one has any suggestions on how to clean football up and prevent the plague of head injuries that may be the death of the sport as we know it, but...
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Watch John Oliver explain FIFA's corruption
FIFA makes it easy, but John Oliver might be talking about your sport, tooThis video and article were original posted in June 2014.1. John Oliver's gotten really, really good at his job really, really...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 3.4: WE GOTTA SPEAK ON SOME THINGS
COME TO CHURCH, WE GOT TO GET SOME IMPORTANT POINT BREAK TAKES OFF OUR CHEST This free-wheeling and extremely (even by our standards) edition of the Shutdown Fullcast covers:Why the cult of the Big...
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THE MC WRITES PR FOR CLEMSON
THIS MARAUDING BEAR DEFINITELY DIDN'T GET THESE BERRIES FROM DABOThe bears: pic.twitter.com/RVvSU7okV1 — Jeffy C (@jeffyc22) May 27, 2015BEARS COMIN' TO CLEMSON. Given recent events on campus involving...
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The Rockets took a beating, and became more likable for it
Sometimes a team is more likable when it loses. The Rockets took their beating at the hands of the Warriors, and were more human because of it.The Hawks took their assbeating as they did everything...
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Fake Modest Mouse song titles (that should be real)
Jon and I had a contest to make the perfect fake Modest Mouse song title, and guess who won? That's right: YOU.Texted My Dad/Reno Kidney ScamWatchin' Invisible TelevisionOther People Are You Except...
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MARK MAY, FILM CRITIC
NO ONE BLOCKS A SCREEN LIKE ESPN'S NEW MOVIE CRITIC Mark May is off College Football Final at last, and we're frankly sad about this-- not as sad as we were about him abandoning his Twitter account,...
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THE MC PICKS LITERALLY ANY RIVAL AS A RIVAL
CIVIL CONFLICT WHICH IS DEFINITELY AN ORIGINAL SERIES First day back on campus for #UConnFootball! And just 130 days until the next Civil Conflict with @UCF_Football ! pic.twitter.com/RgOkXiob0T —...
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The FIFA scandal is a ridiculous movie script
This is how Sepp Blatter ended up resigning from FIFA. It is the most unbelievable movie script ever made.So:This Swiss guy is named Sepp Blatter. He somewhat stereotypically got his start at a watch...
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CHARLIE STRONG COMMANDS THE NATURAL WORLD
CHARLIE STRONG HAS REAL TIGERS, YOUR MOVE, REVEILLE AND EVEN THE BEASTS OF THE WILD SAVANNAH CALL HIM LORD AND KING. Texas is never losing a game ever again, even those these are clearly not the best...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 3.5: OF BISCUITS AND DRAGONS
FIFTY MINUTES OF FIRE ABOUT UAB, BISCUITS, AND AGGIES BUYING EXOTIC ANIMALSThis week's Shutdown Fullcast is up, and runs as follows:0:00--12:00 We discuss Ryan's trip to West Virginia, Tudor's Biscuit...
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THE MC LETS PAUL JOHNSON ANNOUNCE A GAME IN IRELAND
ANOTHER THRILLING INTERACTION BETWEEN PAUL JOHNSON AND THE MEDIA RE: A NEW GAME IN IRELANDThis morning's Morning Constitutional features Paul Johnson discussing his team's agreement to play their 2016...
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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE REBRAND: LSU
THE WATER HORSES OF THE BAYOU STATE, EVER FEARLESS AND TUSK'DIn a universe of infinite universes, there are other outcomes, other worlds, other yous...and even other college football teams, teams much...
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THE WOLFPACK ROBS A BANK AND MAYBE GETS EIGHT WINS
NOPE DEFINITELY NOT A SUSPECT HIDING IN THIS CROWD OF FANS Hey, Howard Schnellenberger never coached at State. pic.twitter.com/2sI3QKZFwZ — Owen Good (@owengood) June 8, 2015First, just check Cookout...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS JANGO GLACKIN
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